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Evan Friave-Goodlace ([personal profile] evantuality) wrote2016-04-19 05:52 pm
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[personal profile] evantuality 2016-12-02 01:20 am (UTC)(link)

[down to 75% sure]

Well, I mean, mainly that I'd be thoroughly surprised if anyone on that team was actually thinking fornicating with the local rodent population was going to be part of their mandate.

grunehexe: (scandalized)

[personal profile] grunehexe 2016-12-02 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Hold. the. Phone.]

You mean to say the name implies sexual congress with beasts and not condemnation???
evantuality: ha ha yeah (ha ha yeah)

[personal profile] evantuality 2016-12-03 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh god. Evan is torn, deeply torn, between amusement and a kind of sympathetic horror. She really didn't...]

Well...

I am suspecting and deeply hoping that it's being used facetiously. Or that they are, themselves, a team of squirrels.

Well, hey, it sounds like you're going to get the opportunity to ask them what the hell they were thinking.
grunehexe: (grumpy)

[personal profile] grunehexe 2016-12-03 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[... great. Thanks for this mission, ALASTAIR.]

I shall make ascertaining that my first priority.
evantuality: :] (:])

[personal profile] evantuality 2016-12-03 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Be sure to sufficiently shame them if they're just being a bunch of immature dicks.

[Poor thing]

With a name like Team Squirrel Fucker and the mandate that you're being sent home to fulfill, it rather sounds like we're both going to be on babysitting duty for the next little while.
grunehexe: (prophetic)

[personal profile] grunehexe 2016-12-04 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
So it seems. One hopes that this "babysitting" is far more important to ALASTAIR than our current mission.

[that she might be resenting as a vote of no confidence in her abilities.]
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[personal profile] evantuality 2016-12-05 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
The babysitting's probably incidental.

[Or to shame the Squirrel Fuckers by sending them a hyperintelligent child to boss them around... but thank god for texting, Evan catches himself before he sends that one along.]

I wouldn't be shocked if you knew the library and its idiosyncrasies better than even our senior recruits.
grunehexe: (eavesdrop)

[personal profile] grunehexe 2016-12-05 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps.

[Even so.]

Either way... I suppose I shall meet you at a later date. Be well, Evan.
evantuality: ha ha yeah (ha ha yeah)

[personal profile] evantuality 2016-12-05 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Likewise, Sieg. I'm being sent off to aid another team as well, so I may or may not be back when you are.

Best of luck with the Squirrel Fuckers, charming as they sound.
grunehexe: (lower)

[personal profile] grunehexe 2016-12-05 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
I wish you well with your own endeavors.

May we meet again back here, or in Oska.

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