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Evan Friave-Goodlace ([personal profile] evantuality) wrote2016-04-19 05:52 pm
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evantuality: u___u (u___u)

[personal profile] evantuality 2016-10-24 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
If this is a prelude to mooning me via network

heck I'd probably still say yes.
evantuality: >:D (>:D)

[personal profile] evantuality 2016-10-24 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Brava, Miss Ramir. Buns of steel, hmm? That's a solid middling ascii butt, 7/10.
heavyhitter: (count your bones one by one)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-10-24 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
fucking rude, my emoji ass is at least 8/10
ok but anyway where are you
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this took way too long

[personal profile] evantuality 2016-10-24 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Ahem...

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l "---~Y~---" !
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Anyways, I was down by the Needle and Threads but I'm leaving. Where should I go?
heavyhitter: (so anyway i'm breaking and entering)

i'm very impressed

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-10-24 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
holy shit
you can't just drop a bomb like that then move on
i had no idea i was speaking with a master


a masster, if you will
evantuality: hee (hee)

[personal profile] evantuality 2016-10-24 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
An assci masstro?

This is what you get for being too far ahead in the timeline. Proper ASCII masterworks were an artform of the early internet. In truth, the old masters are incomparable.
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heavyhitter: (yeah you'd hand your life to me)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-10-24 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
i'm gonna raise hell with the school system for not putting that shit in textbooks when i get back
evantuality: o___O (o___O)

[personal profile] evantuality 2016-10-24 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Ass you should. It's an important asstorical context. Long before the eggplant emoji came the asscii dick, after all.

You still use emojis, right? Or is that about as chic as cuneform to you?
heavyhitter: in 45 seconds (i bet i could steal that car AND trash i)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-10-24 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
don't worry emojis are safe
only old people use preinstalled emoticon bullshit, but emoji are always in
you wouldn't believe how creative you can get in some languages
evantuality: :D (:D)

[personal profile] evantuality 2016-10-24 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
I bet alien emojis are wild. How many different butt analogues there must be out there in the universe.
heavyhitter: you got away with murder (you got a way with words)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-10-24 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
it would blow your mind
also head for the blacksmith, i'm out back
evantuality: X3 (X3)

[personal profile] evantuality 2016-10-24 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
On my way. Five minutes.

So I've been talking to Serene about her world, and apparently humans have a reputation there for banging anything with a mind and a sex drive. In the interests of scientific survey, is it the same out there in space? Are there a lot of Kirks?
heavyhitter: i'd never leave one of those just lying around like that...as far as you know (what i didn't leave that there)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2016-10-27 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
no idea who kirk is buuuuut hard to say
i mean lots of humans want to fuck lots of things, but it goes both ways you know? and some humans don't at all, so
idk, there's your answer, hope that helps
evantuality: ha ha yeah (ha ha yeah)

[personal profile] evantuality 2016-10-28 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Who is Kirk?

On the contrary, I am devastated. Star Trek doesn't make it into the... what was it, 24rd century? Perhaps there are things about the future I don't want to know after all.
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